Regardless of what they say, when that milk hits the date, it's out of the fridge!
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Sometimes I really miss Austin
Found on top of the countdown timer on NBC's "Studio 60"
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
– Groucho Marx
Ben Folds covers Postal Service
With tats like these….
Where the hell do I live?
I thought it was bad enough that I am a stone’s throw away from Plano, Addison, and Carrollton yet I live in Dallas….but now I find out that even though I live in Dallas, I’m actually not in Dallas county, but Collin county instead (and only out of Denton county by a city block)! I may have to demand redistricting just to get my head around all of this craziness.
The internet IS a series of tubes….
…no really…..check it out!
14 from 10…..or, Tom Petty openers
Socientifically
(adv) – Proven by the consensus of society
Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200…..
….cause there’s no more benjamins. Monopoly and VISA team up overseas to replace the colored cash of our childhood with phony plastic. Wonder how much they raise your rates if you miss a payment?