Where the hell do I live?

I thought it was bad enough that I am a stone’s throw away from Plano, Addison, and Carrollton yet I live in Dallas….but now I find out that even though I live in Dallas, I’m actually not in Dallas county, but Collin county instead (and only out of Denton county by a city block)! I may have to demand redistricting just to get my head around all of this craziness.