(adv) – Proven by the consensus of society
….cause there’s no more benjamins. Monopoly and VISA team up overseas to replace the colored cash of our childhood with phony plastic. Wonder how much they raise your rates if you miss a payment?
After a discussion at the saucer with my sister y friends regarding the normalcy of an individual who is both and engineer and a lego fanatic, what do I find, but a life size frozen han solo model made completely of legos. A certified lego professional and star wars fanboy…..hrmmmm.
That’s a true story I just made up.
– Daniel Tosh
…but if you missed The Big Lebowski and/or it holds a special place in your heart, youTube has you covered. (NSFW)
Everybody knows that women take forever to get ready…..right? Maybe not. Dania has figured out a way to shorten that process and change outfits faster than you can say….a really long word. Not only that, but she changes her hair color during the routine as well. I can think of quite a few other activities where this skill could come in reallly handy.
If not today, maybe tomorrow…..keep this instructional card handy to help you through the tough times.
“The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.”
– Dorothy Nevill