A New Year

January 6th, 2008

“We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.”

-Roald Dahl

Oh, so much wisdom (and a fantastic author). It’s time for a new year, new resolutions, new work and new fun…..and of course, new posts. Happy New Year!

I guess the train’s lost

July 27th, 2007

Transportation Publications

July 24th, 2007

You can browse fifteen (or more, I lost count) car and motorycle magazines. You can thumb through four boating publications. But there’s only one magazine about flying.

Where are you?

The airport.

No, you won’t be asked to taste the breast milk

July 23rd, 2007

Well, you have spoken and TSA has responded….yes, that’s right, as of August 4th you may carry cigarrette lighters and breast milk on board. Phew, my weekly commute just got so much easier.

Just looking at the statistics it becomes clear why the lighter ban (now at the discretion of the TSA instead of the blame being placed on a congressional mandate) is being repealed. 22,000 lighters a day? Yeah, Bic will be none too happy with this policy change. The lengthy FAQ, though, makes sure you understand what a cigarette lighter is and what to do with it when going through security. Well sort of:

Q. Does your lighter need to be in a baggie since it contains liquid?
A. No. TSA’s common-sense approach harmonizes with worldwide standards for lighters.

We’re changing our minds cause no one else does it that way. Common sense or peer pressure?

And my personal favorite:

Q. Why is breast milk not a threat?
A. Breast milk is a medical necessity and it is being classified as such. It must be declared at the checkpoint.

Did you get past the question? Because I’m sure that many a new mother has asked a TSA agent that exact question without being returned an answer beyond the excuse that it is a liquid. Now we have an answer. Because it has been reclassified.

So enjoy your lighters and your milk (remember to inform them before screening of it’s origin) and applaud the TSA when they change their policies for the better.

Cause I know how you love quotes, Chris ;)

March 27th, 2007

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

- William Butler Yeats

Drawing on Dung

March 23rd, 2007

The Elephant Poo Poo Paper company can make 25 sheets of paper out of one piece of elephant poo. An animal that is over 20 million years old and we’re just now figuring this out?!

It made ME laugh

March 22nd, 2007

Words you can’t broadcast onboard a plane

March 16th, 2007

- ass
- sex
- bastard

hell and slut appear to be ok (as well as ass when referring to anatonimical areas but not a donkey)

evidence brought to you by: how i met your mother – ted mosby, the architect

If only I worked for Cartoon Network

February 2nd, 2007

Today’s obvious quote comes from….the NYT

January 12th, 2007

Headline – “Bush’s Plan for Iraq Runs Into Opposition in Congress”

Whodathunkit.