Archive for July, 2006

Socientifically

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

(adv) – Proven by the consensus of society

Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200…..

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006

….cause there’s no more benjamins. Monopoly and VISA team up overseas to replace the colored cash of our childhood with phony plastic. Wonder how much they raise your rates if you miss a payment?

“I love you legos.” “I know.”

Monday, July 24th, 2006

After a discussion at the saucer with my sister y friends regarding the normalcy of an individual who is both and engineer and a lego fanatic, what do I find, but a life size frozen han solo model made completely of legos. A certified lego professional and star wars fanboy…..hrmmmm.

Do you want to make your life more interesting? Start lying

Friday, July 21st, 2006

That’s a true story I just made up.

- Daniel Tosh

Canadia War Posters?

Thursday, July 20th, 2006

Maybe this is why they are such a formidable opponent?

My favorite t-shirts on the web (….right now)

Wednesday, July 19th, 2006

   
   

Not for the faint of heart…

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

…but if you missed The Big Lebowski and/or it holds a special place in your heart, youTube has you covered. (NSFW)

SHE would be waiting on YOU!

Thursday, July 13th, 2006

Everybody knows that women take forever to get ready…..right? Maybe not. Dania has figured out a way to shorten that process and change outfits faster than you can say….a really long word. Not only that, but she changes her hair color during the routine as well. I can think of quite a few other activities where this skill could come in reallly handy.

Ever have one of those days?

Thursday, July 13th, 2006

If not today, maybe tomorrow…..keep this instructional card handy to help you through the tough times.

To say or not to say

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006

“The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.”

- Dorothy Nevill